Does Santa Claus Exist!?!??!

Today I would like to discuss weather does the famous Santa Claus exists or not. Now, to start, let me give you some facts. In the world, there is approximately 2.5 billion children. 33% of these households are Christians(who celebrate Christmas). Which means, there is 825 million Christian children in the world. Assuming there are 2.5 children per home on average, that means there are 330 million homes that Santa must visit on Christmas. Thats one busy Santa, xD.

Now, lets assume there is 1 good child in each home to receive a present. So, how does Santa work?

Now, lets assume that Santa travels from east to west which gives him 31 hours due to the rotation of the earth(31 hours instead of 24). 31 hours in 33 million homes, then Santa have to visit approximately 3000 homes per second. So each home he got 0.0033 seconds to drop off presents, drink milk, eat cookies, get back up chimney and slide down back down the chimney of the next home. That means the sleigh must be amazingly fast! So now lets assume these presents are evenly distributed across the globe and the average separation of each home is 0.78 miles. Multiply that by the number of homes he visits and Santa will end up travelling 258 million miles in that 31 hours. Doing this, this gives an average speed of 2300 miles per second! By the way, a normal reindeer can run at about 15 miles per hour only.

Now, how much does this super fast sleigh weigh? Now lets assume that each child gets a medium size present that weighs 0.9kg. How many reindeer would it take to pull his sleigh? He would need at least 36, 000 reindeer to pull his sleigh. So the weight of this sleigh plus the presents plus the 36, 000 reindeer plus one fat Santa, xD equals to 879, 000 tonnes!

Now, Santa will experience great G-Forces in his journey as well. He must go from rest to 2300 miles per second in 0.006 seconds every time he starts and stops. This has a G-Force of 2.2 billion times the force of gravity. The average human can only survive a force of 30G impact. The force of a 110kg Santa(which I know is light) would be 550, 000, 000, 000 of force! OMFG!

Now, what about air resistance? The air resistance on that speed on that weight would be 3.2 quintillion Watts on the reindeer and would be over 900, 000 times the power that Malaysia uses. The reindeer would be vaporized in 0.000426 seconds, as for the entire team. Therefore, Santa is dead before will ever deliver presents. MUAHAHAHA!! ALL THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN SANTA NOW SHOULD JUST GROW UP!!! (btw this whole post took me a lot of calculations so my head is paining now, so I will continue to blog about something relaxing)

AISYA YUSOF

Okay, a few days ago, my classmate blogged about me, you can see her picture up there with me and her post is at 'aisyarocks.blogspot.com' The deal was if she blogged about me, I will too, so here it goes...

Aisya Yusof is my classmate in my class, 4 Cendekia. I have known her since Form 1 since we went different schools at Year 3. She is tall and model like. Very pretty too and very photogenic. Okay, Aisya has a lot of nice friends too, there is Doda, Farah, Nunu, Sufi, Ren, Imah, Put and Ami. They have are my very good friends and i wish Put and Ami would come back to us from boarding school. Aisya have many hidden talents I admire. Firstly she is a very good artist. She can draw and colour like a pro and trust me, SHES GOOD AND THE BEST I SEEN! Secondly, she is good in designing stuff. From magazines to artworks, she never fails you. Did I mention she is pretty?

Aisya is one of my closest female friends I met in my life. Although, I like to irritate her and make her jealous of her friends, SORRY! She is a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, especially Nick. I am not a big fan of them but I like irritating her and telling her they are gay, lol. So thats about it for my blog today, i think its already super long so have a great day everybody =)

Swear Word Origins! $#!%

Today, I'm going to tell you the origins of the most beloved words in the English Language, xD. The Mother#()@!&$)@&$)@(&$ Donkey Hairy))@#*@*$@{*$@ Swear words =)

I will start with 'Shit'. Before I go any further, I apologize that if I might offend any people here. We get the word 'Shit' from the old English work, 'Skyte' which means 'Dung' and 'Skit' which means 'diarrhea' Now that is pretty straight forward. You got old words which means 'Poop' which evolved into a new word that still means 'Poop' LMAO!

Now, the word 'Asshole' also has a pretty straight forward origin too. The word 'Ass' comes from the British word 'Ars' which in Britain is still the preferred way to say it. Starting not long after the year 1080, the word 'Ars' came into the usage referring to the butt meat of an animal. 300 years later, people started to use the word 'Ars' to refer to the human butt, and another 200 years later, they added the word 'Hole' to the end to refer to ones anus. Add a little of magic and somehow over the past 500 years, the word 'Arshole' has become the word 'Asshole'

The word 'Bitch' has such innocent couple of roots. It originally came from another English word 'Beech' which referred to a dog who just had puppies. Awwww... Now its used as a term for insult against women. The usage of this word began at around the year 1400 and since then it has gone through many other evolutions until it has many other examples. She is a *****, He is a *****, Son of a ***** and so on...

The most common story of the origin of the 'F' word goes as follows. In the middle ages, in order to prevent the spread of disease, specifically the Black Death (a vry fatal disease), couples who wanted to have sexual intercourse had to have royal permission. Once such permission is granted, participating couples will be given a sign to hang on their door when participating in sexual intercourse that read 'F-U-C-K that stands for 'Fornication Under the Consent of the King'. The word 'Fuck' lived happily ever after. Unfortunately, this story is just a legend and haven't been proven true yet. The other origin of the 'F' word is far less interesting. Most likely the word have its roots in old Germanic language. In Swedish, 'Fuuuk' means penis. In Dutch, 'Fuken' means 'to hit' and finally in German, 'Ficken' means to have sex...

So there you have it, the old origins of 4 commonly used English swear words. I sure hope that you all found it interesting. Now, I have something interesting I want you to do. I want you to come up with your totally original swear word and post it as a comment below this blog along with its definition. Have a nice day =)

World War 3 (WWIII) and the Illuminati's conspiracy

I know this post may be a little long, this post will be a series of events that will uncover what the Illuminati really is and how it is making a big impact on the world. The One World plan of the US will not be achieved quite as quickly as World War 3 is looming and Illuminati plays a big role in it.

World War 3 will be between the British Empire and the nations of Eurosia (Russia, China, India) are the targets of the intended warfare by the British Empire which is already turning Europe into a mere colony of the British Empire. The British Empire would control the entire region of Europe from Portugal to the borders of Russia for a financial interests and it is those interests which is represented by the US for taking over the US dollar and control the government and they are moving in for the kill. This is now something like a Hitler concept taking over the US. If they grab the US, then they will grab all of Europe out of the the Lisbon Treaty. This will lead to an actual fighting war emerging on this planet. We will have parts of the populations of the world in starvation and that is the part of the Illuminati's One World's conspiracy

Britain has conquered Palestine from the Turks in 1917-1918. First the British government promised Palestine to the Jews. The British only intended to allow 75, 000 Jewish immigrants into Palestine over the next five years (this as World War 2 was just the begining). Having already promised Palestine to both the Jews and the Palestinian Arabs, Britain this time after World War 2 promised it to Syria. Britain encouraged the Arab states to form an 'Arab League' as the WWII came to an end. The British then simply withdrew, leaving the country that had misgoverned for over 30 years in chaos. But now, most of their common ground is opposition to the US military intervention in ISRAEL!

Now, you have an African population for example (this is just my theory) who is one of the biggest opposition of the British Empire who is not allowed to develop their own territory because London uses all the entire territory to feed their own population. So u have farmers of African Countries feeding the stomach of the British citizens while the rest of the population is inhibited in any attempt to develop.

Now as the world is being destroyed for instance in food industries, we will have big countries like the US, Canada, France, Spain and many more going down as the world stocks gets worse at the same time the recession's happening. The attempt to make war on other major food countries like China, India and Russia are mainly from the British Empire. When these three countries breaks up, the world could go into cold war which would possible lead to World War 3 as the Americans also participate in this. There is a growing expression throughout much of the world with this food shortage issue.

So thats pretty much how World War 3 will take place in the near future at my view and I will explain how the Illuminati plays its role in the next few blogs, this is a wonderful open topic to blog about and how the Illuminati is planning to take over the world. Till then, stay safe ^^

DREAMS!!!

Are you ready for an info-splosion the likes as which the brain have never seen? Do you dare to seek into the world of unknown? Are you prepared to face the deepest, darkest questions to the true nature or the subconscious mind? If so, then be prepared for me to reveal the wonderful facts of dreams!!! epic, xD

A lucid dream is a dream that occurs when one realizes mid-dream when they are dreaming, manages to stay asleep and then takes control of their dream. I can certainly write this whole blog about lucid dreams but I do not have have the whole night. We all know what is it to dream but what are dreams really? What is going on in our brains as we sleep? I m not going to cover everything because dreams is such a massive subject but I am going to share 5 mind blowing facts about dreams.

FACT 1 : Everyone dreams! Well, that was simple, lol. The only exceptions to this is to people who has severe head trauma and have damaged or missing significant chuncks of their brains. Other than that, everyone dreams almost every night. You might not remember your dream but you are in fact dreaming. This also goes for people who are blind or deaf. Just because we intend to associate dreams with vivid images and sounds does not mean that the dreams have to involve images and sounds. Blind people dream, they just dream in the sense other than sight. Deaf people dream too but in he sense other than hearing. We all don't dream in the exact same ways but we do all dream which leads me right into....

FACT 2 : Dreams consist entirely of things we experienced while awake. Every face in our dream is the face we have seen in real life, every action in every dream is an action that we have done or thought about while awake. Now obviously we never have actually done many of the crazy things we do in dreams but because of books, TV, movies, ideas, etc. of crazy things which are always in our brains before we dream about them. This helps to explain...

FACT 3 : Some people only dream in black and white. Because our dreams are influenced by media, those who grew up watching TV in black and white tend to dream in black and white. Interesting.. Upon the invention of colour TV, fewer and fewer people dream exclusively in black and white however 10% of humans still do. Okay, weird...

FACT 4 : Dreams are often just as vivid as real life. When you sleep, your brain tricks itself into the sensations of taste, touch, sound, sight and smell that seems just as real as you are awake. To make sure your body does not do anything silly as the result of this, your brain makes your body into paralysis before you start dreaming. If your brain fails to do this, your body might do something known as sleepwalking. And if your brain does this too well, you might notice something known as sleep-paralysis where you wake up and open your eyes when find that you can't move your body for a few minutes. Finally, we have...

FACT 5 : The average human being spend 6 years of their life dreaming. 6 years is a very long time and I mention this face not so much because of the answers it provides but because of the questions it raises. What are we experiencing in those 6 years? What are those implications of these experiences? There is a lot of mystery and I m curious as the anyone else out there what do we experience. Well, we only can wait for that when we die to ask God so for now, just sit back, relax and enjoy your dreams =)

Marijuana

Decriminalising Marijuana... Now, that is not the same as making Marijuana legal, its just makes it so its not illegal. Now before I go any further, now let me just say, I have never done Marijuana or any other drugs and I never plan on doing Marijuana or any other drugs. Despite that, I think that the Marijuana legalisation is an excellent topic to blog and I support legalising it.

This has nothing to do for me wanting easy excess to drugs or me getting super high, it just makes sense to legalise Marijuana.

POINT NUMBER 1 : Marijuana is not really that bad for you. Many studies have been done by both the government and private institutions and what they have consistently shown is there is no significant differences in long term health between Marijuana users and non-Marijuana users. Now I m not saying that Marijuana can’t be bad to you but I don’t think it would be a very good idea to drive after smoking Marijuana and of course it could be bad in excess but then again also for things like fried chicken or chocolate...

POINT NUMBER 2 : Enforcing Marijuana laws is a huge waste in resources. Prisons around the world are more full then it have ever been and this is in large part because of increasing arrest rates of non-violent drug offenders. It costs over RM50, 000 in average to keep one Marijuana user in jail for one year, multiply that by all the Marijuana users in jails around the world right now and you have a country that is wasting billions. Now, that is not even counting all the money that we spend paying police officers for cracking down their time for Marijuana offenders and they could be doing something far more useful. Besides, Marijuana is so easy to get hold anyways that any attempt by law enforcement to eliminate its use is preety feudal.

POINT NUMBER 3 : If Marijuana is legal, it can be made by major companies for two main reasons. Production can be regulated and as a result, the product will probably be cleaner and safer and we could tax it just like we tax cigarettes and alcohol. If were to combine all the money for not having to enforce Marijuana laws and all the money gained from taxing all the Marijuana sales, we would have a freaking ton of ca$h. That money could be spent building road, schools, hospitals, funding drug prevention programmes, it just makes sense...

POINT NUMBER 4 : What responsible adults do in the privacy in their own homes as long as it does not endanger themselves or others is really not the government’s business. Malaysia was founded with the idea of that would be limited government interracial and people would people would preety much be able to do what they want. If someone would want to have a glass of wine or smoke a cigarette, is that something that we need to be worried about? I mean, is that something that the government should be worried about? Now, please don’t get me wrong here, I do not smoke and I would never smoke regardless of illegality but that is my choice and I belive that others should have the right to choose like they wish as well.

Smoking and doing Marijuana is bad and I advice everyone not to smoke or do drugs regardless of what my thoughts above. Never smoke or do drugs, but consuming alcohol is not that bad compared to it, for example drinking a glass of wine can increase one’s life span and strengthening their heart but then again not in excess. So those are my thoughts on Marijuana and other stuff and now I want to know yours. Post a comment below on your thoughts on legalising Marijuana.

The Most Freakingly Coincidence in History of Mankind

I would like to dedicate this post to my friends, Izrin, Azfar and Iqram... I got this from an email..

Abraham Lincoln

John F. Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird...

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

IS THIS CREEPY OR WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

2012 - The End Of The World?!?!?!?

There is a lot of hype flowing around the Internet about the world in 2012 and it being the end of the world. Being there is a lot of hype on the Internet about the world at 2012 and being I get a lot of questions on 2012 being the end of the world, I'm going to blog about the world at year 2012 being the end of the world.

Alright, to start, let me give you the two main reasons why so many people are speculating about 2012 being the end of the world:

NUMBER 1 : On December 21st 2012, for the first time in 26, 000 years, the Earth, the Sun and the center of the Milkyway Galaxy are all suppose to line up. Well, human beings haven't been around to see this sort of thing happen before but there are those who speculate that when this happens, its going to be some sort of a negative impact on the world, like for example, ending it...

NUMBER 2 : On December 21st 2012, The Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar or just the Mayan calendar for short, that has been counting down for over 5, 000 years comes to an end. Again, humans haven't been around to see this sort of things happening happen before but there are those who speculate that this too means the end of the world.

Now, is it remarkable that both these events are happening on the same day? Absolutely! Is it possible that it might be linked? Sure... The Mayans were very advanced for an ancient society and very well could have predicted this celestial event and set it as the end of their long count calendar. Does this coincidence however means that the world is coming to an end? Nope, I dont think so.

People have predicted the end of the world as being the year 1000, 1666, 1910, 1924, 1954, 1992, 2000... There have literally been thousands of doomsday predictions made throughout history but frankly, we are still here =.='' There is really nothing about this 2012 predictions that set that apart from the past predictions other than the fact it is getting so much attention.

The 2012 Apocalypitic predictions are baseless from historical view as well. Well yes, the ancient Mayans did in fact say that December 21st 2012 as the end of their long count calendar. This is not ment to be the end of time for the Mayans but its just simply the end of an era. If the Mayans still exist as a great society today, they would probably have another long count calendar to take the place of the old calendar as soon as it is done. Most historians think that the end of the calendar for the Mayans would be a time for celebrations, it would'nt be feared as the time for the end of the world.

So why is it so many people buy into this baseless theories about the end of the world? What we don't know scares us, and when we are scared of something, we tend to speculate about it and when we speculate about something, we tend to have fun. Its not the same sort of fun like we ride a roller coaster or go to a game but more like a fear induced adrenaline rush, the same reason we go and see horror movies.

The fact is nobody knows when the end of the world is going to be and when someone claims to, they are either an asshole, naive, crazy or out to make a buck. December 21st 2012 IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!!! I will bet whoever is reading my blog a Gazillion U$ Dollars that it will not happen, but even if does happen, we would all be dead and I won't pay you =) Leave a comment below on your thoughts on my theory about December 21st 2012 being the end of the world.

Hey World!!!

Okay guys, this is my first time blogging, I've been forced to make a blog by my friend Doda. I'm new to this blogging thing so make sure everyone helps me out. Ok, lets see, what to blog? thinking, thinking, thinking... blank.. -.-'' hahaha, maybe next time I will write something interesting, it has been a very hot and hectic day so I will blog soon and I wil try my very best to be active in blogging.. Have a good day =)

PS: thats a picture of 2 eggs and a slice of ham i made