Friday, July 30, 2010

Does Santa Claus Exist!?!??!

Today I would like to discuss weather does the famous Santa Claus exists or not. Now, to start, let me give you some facts. In the world, there is approximately 2.5 billion children. 33% of these households are Christians(who celebrate Christmas). Which means, there is 825 million Christian children in the world. Assuming there are 2.5 children per home on average, that means there are 330 million homes that Santa must visit on Christmas. Thats one busy Santa, xD.
Now, lets assume there is 1 good child in each home to receive a present. So, how does Santa work?

Now, lets assume that Santa travels from east to west which gives him 31 hours due to the rotation of the earth(31 hours instead of 24). 31 hours in 33 million homes, then Santa have to visit approximately 3000 homes per second. So each home he got 0.0033 seconds to drop off presents, drink milk, eat cookies, get back up chimney and slide down back down the chimney of the next home. That means the sleigh must be amazingly fast! So now lets assume these presents are evenly distributed across the globe and the average separation of each home is 0.78 miles. Multiply that by the number of homes he visits and Santa will end up travelling 258 million miles in that 31 hours. Doing this, this gives an average speed of 2300 miles per second! By the way, a normal reindeer can run at about 15 miles per hour only.

Now, how much does this super fast sleigh weigh? Now lets assume that each child gets a medium size present that weighs 0.9kg. How many reindeer would it take to pull his sleigh? He would need at least 36, 000 reindeer to pull his sleigh. So the weight of this sleigh plus the presents plus the 36, 000 reindeer plus one fat Santa, xD equals to 879, 000 tonnes!

Now, Santa will experience great G-Forces in his journey as well. He must go from rest to 2300 miles per second in 0.006 seconds every time he starts and stops. This has a G-Force of 2.2 billion times the force of gravity. The average human can only survive a force of 30G impact. The force of a 110kg Santa(which I know is light) would be 550, 000, 000, 000 of force! OMFG!

Now, what about air resistance? The air resistance on that speed on that weight would be 3.2 quintillion Watts on the reindeer and would be over 900, 000 times the power that Malaysia uses. The reindeer would be vaporized in 0.000426 seconds, as for the entire team. Therefore, Santa is dead before will ever deliver presents. MUAHAHAHA!! ALL THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN SANTA NOW SHOULD JUST GROW UP!!! (btw this whole post took me a lot of calculations so my head is paining now, so I will continue to blog about something relaxing)

AISYA YUSOF

Okay, a few days ago, my classmate blogged about me, you can see her picture up there with me and her post is at 'aisyarocks.blogspot.com' The deal was if she blogged about me, I will too, so here it goes...

Aisya Yusof is my classmate in my class, 4 Cendekia. I have known her since Form 1 since we went different schools at Year 3. She is tall and model like. Very pretty too and very photogenic. Okay, Aisya has a lot of nice friends too, there is Doda, Farah, Nunu, Sufi, Ren, Imah, Put and Ami. They have are my very good friends and i wish Put and Ami would come back to us from boarding school. Aisya have many hidden talents I admire. Firstly she is a very good artist. She can draw and colour like a pro and trust me, SHES GOOD AND THE BEST I SEEN! Secondly, she is good in designing stuff. From magazines to artworks, she never fails you. Did I mention she is pretty?

Aisya is one of my closest female friends I met in my life. Although, I like to irritate her and make her jealous of her friends, SORRY! She is a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, especially Nick. I am not a big fan of them but I like irritating her and telling her they are gay, lol. So thats about it for my blog today, i think its already super long so have a great day everybody =)





1 comment:

  1. siot je 0.0033 seconds nak hanta hadiah
    dah la santa gemok
    XD

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